tl;dr: Ha! Congrats on being the first person outside of real life that's ever said that to me. Thanks for the info. (But, I wonder -- do teal deer have antlers?)
Also thanks for the link to Twain. I hadn't read that essay in 30 years. Still love it.
Re: A *bit* of apples and oranges, yes
Also thanks for the link to Twain. I hadn't read that essay in 30 years. Still love it.